She Went Too Far
The 💯 STORY CHALLENGE and being nice to people as you never know when being unkind can cost you an arm and a leg.
When she glanced down at the old bum on the forest floor, she asked, “Is that stinky shack yours?”
“That’s my home.”
“Have you always been this pathetic?”
“Don’t abuse me; I may prove dangerous.”
“Hah, I could trounce you. Anyway, go to hell.”
After sauntering off, following a leafy path, she screamed.
He found her crying, blood everywhere. “What the fuck is that?”
The hobo chuckled, “That’s my spring-loaded foothold trap.”
“But I can’t release the mechanism.”
“No, and you’ll bleed to death without the key.”
“For Christ’s sake, help me out. What’s it for, anyway?”
“I have to eat.”