May 14
She was here toeday, but gone too
The đź’Ż STORY CHALLENGE and our crazy world.
Ring ring, “Who’s there?”
“Toe.”
“Toe who?”
“Toeday, you’ll be eating nuts.”
“Do you mean it’s the day I go crazy?”
“No, you’re already there. This is a special event called the nutters’ party.”
“Cool, I enjoy meeting like-minded folk, but surely, I don’t have to eat them?”
“Only if you want to.”
“Yuk, no thanks.”
“Okay, try kissing instead.”
“Cooler still, I’m into kisses and stuff.”
“What kind of stuff?”
“Aw you know.” She blushed. “Naughty and nice.”
“Such as taking knickers off?”
Her cheeks became redder. “Maybe, but only with Mike. He’s my bestie.”
“Then what do you do?”
“We paint our faces and do a rain-dance, of course. What else is there?”
She hung up on herself. Next time it was her left foot’s turn to call a friend.
Inspired by Zane Dickens đź’Ż Story Challenge and other zany people.
